Elizabeth Swan

My phone number, and other ramblings.

By Elizabeth Swan on

When I first had a dungeon (oh the fond memory of the smell of petrol and marijuana seeping through the walls-those that visited me know what I mean) I often worked Monday to Friday and even though I only saw two people a day the preparation that goes into planning a session meant I was working full time and it felt like I was always on call. By the time I moved to a domestic flat I felt like change was in the air. I have now been working as a Domme for longer than any other job I have ever done in my life, and trust me, I have had a LOT of jobs. Domination suits me because it requires skills that I have, from acting to writing to business management. Other qualities needed are a sense of humour, empathy and a healthy dose of sadism, which I also have in abundance. And imagination. I can't emphasis how important this last one is. It means that I never allow a session to be the same. Important for the Mistress and important for the slave. And what of my negative qualities? I get bored easily and I have a low patience tolerance for rude/time wasting/boundary pushing men. It is because of this that I removed my telephone number from my website last week. And it felt great! No more calls asking me if I will “wank them off” “switch” “go to Putney and beat him and his wife in their back garden” (though that was quite an amusing request) etc and that was just last week. So no more. My phone is still on from Monday to Friday for the gents that I know and if I don't know you, you can speak to me via Direct Chat on Adult Work and we can talk about chess, Putney, in fact whatever you want. I also absolutely love distance domination training via email. This takes all forms with tasks tailored to the brief of the client. But last week I did get such a kick out of two of my slaves in their home towns trying to find landmarks that I had commanded them to find. Then to take pictures of them with signs that said “Task for Elizabeth Swan” while they were locked in chastity. God, life is a hoot sometimes isn't it?! If I don't know you and you would like a real time session I ask for a polite email and a deposit paid into my Amazon account. When this is done I will reply with my telephone number. And lastly a promise to my regular clients who keep coming back to see me even though (due to my time away) so many of you have had to wait longer than you wished for an appointment. I will post more pictures and write more erotica in future. Have you ever known me to lie? (That is, apart from when I say "finished" after electrocuting your balls...then turning it up a notch) x

Elizabeth Swan


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