Elizabeth Swan

A lesson in etiquette for when you see a Domme at the gym.

By Elizabeth Swan on

1) If you see your Mistress at the reception area do not approach. 2) But if you cannot help yourself you must approach with extreme caution. Do not say in a very loud voice “Elizabeth? Elizabeth is that you? I almost didn’t recognise you!” Much like the person who reached in to the lion’s cage and then complained when their arm was pulled off the results can be very unpredictable. Now if the above happens (not the lion story, that’s a metaphor) it can create two problems for the Domme. Firstly she has to place your face and although we are very good at remembering sessions within our dungeon, outside our natural habitat we might struggle to place you. You see you look very different with all your clothes on and with no pegs on your balls. Now the second problem for the Domme is the name. What’s in a name you might ask? QUITE A LOT IF IT’S NOT ELIZABETH! I am yet to meet a woman who works under her real name. Discretion you see. You gents want it the same as we do. And I assume that is why I have so many customers called John. Here endeth the lesson. I’m off to the gym now. In a pink wig.

Elizabeth Swan


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