Hi guys! We are going to play a game. It's called...Do you get on a Mistresses tits!
By Elizabeth Swan on
Answer the following questions truthfully and if you answer yes to any you should immediately cease all technical communication with any sex worker until you have visited a therapist. 1) You phone late at night when you are horny or bored. 2) You text/email one sentence to make first contact such as “your gorgous will you spank me?” 3) You claim to be an Adonis (or “fit as fuck”) then ask for discount. 4) You say you only want to be used as a toilet so how much for ten minutes? 5) You ask me to write in detail what I will do to you during our never going to happen session. 6) You ask for photos of my face despite the fact my face isn’t on my website. (If you have answered yes to any of these questions I look like the elephant woman) 7) When a lady asks you to stop bothering her you respond with the worst word you can think of. Thus confirming your membership in the misogynist club. 8) You spend time on forums and gleefully brag about who offers what service. 9) You write a War and Peace sized email that you have written while playing with yourself whilst imagining that I would do the same as I read it. 10) You tell me that you would like me to do things I don’t offer on my site. Because I would enjoy them. If you answer no to the above questions you have won...(drumroll please) ... my respect! What's that you say? You don’t give a flying duck about my respect? You want a prize? Sorry. Times are hard you know. Thanks for playing!Elizabeth Swan