The Twelve Days of Christmas
By Elizabeth Swan on
In the spirit of Christmas (that, and the alcohol needed to get through it) I decided to adapt my own Christmas carol. If you think you can better it (Possibly not hard) then email me and I might post it on my blog. Happy Christmas! The Twelve Days of Christmas On the first day of Christmas my true slave sent to me: A Sardax drawing for me. On the second day of Christmas my true slave sent to me: 2 Nipple Clamps and a Sardax drawing for me. On the third day of Christmas my true slave sent to me: 3 Butt Plugs 2 Nipple clamps and a Sardax drawing for me. On the fourth day of Christmas my true slave sent to me: 4 Latex skirts 3 Butt Plugs 2 Nipple clamps and a Sardax drawing for me. On the fifth day of Christmas my true slave sent to me: 5 Fisting Lubes 4 Latex skirts 3 Butt Plugs 2 Nipple clamps And a Sardax drawing for me. On the sixth day of Christmas my true slave sent to me: 6 Bums for Spanking 5 Fisting Lubes 4 Latex skirts 3 Butt Plugs 2 Nipple clamps and a Sardax drawing for me. On the seventh day of Christmas my true slave sent to me: 7 Studded Paddles 6 Bums for Spanking 5 Fisting lubes 4 Latex skirts 3 Butt Plugs 2 Nipple clamps and a Sardax drawing for me. On the eighth day of Christmas my true slave sent to me: 8 Cocks for Milking 7 Studded Paddles 6 Bums for Spanking 5 Fisting Lubes 4 Latex skirts 3 Butt Plugs 2 Nipple clamps and a Sardax drawing for me. On the ninth day of Christmas my true slave sent to me: 9 Leather Collars 8 Cocks for Milking 7 Studded Paddles 6 Bums for Spanking 5 Fisting lubes 4 Latex skirts 3 Butt Plugs 2 Nipple Clamps and a Sardax drawing for me. On the tenth day of Christmas my true slave sent to me: 10 Cat o Nine Tails 9 Leather Collars 8 Cocks for Milking 7 Studded Paddles 6 Bums for Spanking 5 Fisting lubes 4 Latex skirts 3 Butt Plugs 2 Nipple Clamps and a Sardax drawing for me. On the eleventh day of Christmas my true slave sent to me: 11 Balls for Busting* 10 Cat o Nine Tails 9 Leather Collars 8 Cocks for Milking 7 Studded Paddles 6 Bums for Spanking 5 Fisting Lubes 4 Latex skirts 3 Butt Plugs 2 Nipple Clamps and a Sardax drawing for me. On the first day of Christmas my true slave sent to me: 12 Whipping Benches 11 Balls for Busting* 10 Cat o Nine Tails 9 Leather Collars 8 Cocks for Milking 7 Studded Paddles 6 Bums for Spanking 5 Fisting Lubes 4 Latex skirts 3 Butt Plugs 2 Nipple Clamps and a Sardax drawing for me. *It was pointed out to me by my proofreader it should be 12. Or 10. "Not so," I replied "I do have a slave with one ball!"Elizabeth Swan